i felt bad

i felt bad
because i called it stabbing
when it was fencing,
but then figured, shit,
it might as well be called stabbing.

trade

full page print ad due today!
full page print ad due today!

Dear Budweiser
[anheuser busch]
here’s your free print ad
[i don’t mean to push]
play nice with the young brews
[they’re lite, green and bush but]
it’s not all your shelf space
[what, now you’re lush?]